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A Wedding De-Stress Moment

Posted on December 14th, 2007 by Courtney in Funny 1 Comment

RobotWith all the stress you feel as a bride spending every waking moment planning your wedding, it’s a good idea to take a break every now and then. No, going to work doesn’t count!

In honor of today being Friday, and tomorrow being the start of the weekend, I thought I’d give you something to laugh about. Time to de-stress you beautiful bride-to-be! Your wedding is still going to be amazing!

So, without further ado, here’s today’s joke:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it is no longer available.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command “http: I Thought You Loved Me.html” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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Comments (1)

  1. 1Melissa

    This is hilarious! I love it :) I love the “Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0…” lol! nice job Courtney.

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